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Right now

• Glee fandom: WE SURVIVED THE 118 DAY HIATUS!
• Sherlock fandom: Cute.
• Firefly fandom: AT LEAST YOURS COMES BACK.
• Star Trek 2 Movie: JJ get your crap together.
• Arrested Development Movie: ...
• A Song of Fire And Ice: Six. Freaking. Years.
• Toy Story 3: 10.
• Monsters Inc 2: 10+
• Jew: Forty. In a desert.
• Rory Williams: almost 2000 years guarding a box.
• God: Alright guys, Rory wins. Everyone go home.
• Fall Out Boy: lol

easybakemethlab:

the guy from atlantis was my history sub today

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ihopericksantorum:

“We know the candidate Barack Obama what he was like, the anti-war goverment nigg—the uh—…”

Wow.

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thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:

staysandstories:

lord-kitschener:

omgthatartifact:

Spring-Loaded Dick in a Box

19th century

Christie’s

Your dashboard has now been greatly improved by the presence of the phrase “Spring-Loaded Dick in a Box.”

#God bless the Victorian era

Bringing Sexy Back from the 19th Century.

What if ee cummings just didn’t know how to work his typewriter?

je    sus
fu   c k     i ng chris
t how
do e       s    thi   s
t   ype   w
r i    t         er
w   o r              k

-e.e. cummings 

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aginghipsterking:

You broke Stephen.

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artfullyaborted:

supermassiveasshole:

but seriously

what race is pete wentz

a god damn arms race

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