January 2012
Spending half a film wondering what you had...
nicoosuxx:
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ttegan:
Why the friendzone is bullshit and self-proclaimed “nice guys” are misogynists.
angels-and-angles:
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest things a...
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jasonfreese:
somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend but it was really william beckett
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itsallwhatyoumakeit:
Why do they act like they like you, when they don’t?
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oh my god
You live in the midwest. You are not black. You were not ~in love~ three fucking days after you started dating your boyfriend. Your name is not “Lil Sweets” so stop fucking writing it all over your facebook pictures. And for the love of fucking god stop fucking stamping shitty clipart all over your pictures with picnik.
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Me without a phone or computer:
epic-humor:
When attractive people make ugly faces it just...
But when I make an ugly face; it’s like:
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roxanneritchi:
nextian:
Guys, ACTA does not go into effect tomorrow, nor is a vote happening tomorrow. While the petition on AccessNow is, I’m sure, an extremely impressive benchmark (100,000, guys, we did it!) we don’t need 100,000 signatures or 150,000 or whatever number they’ll adjust it to when they hit 150,000 (as they should, because they’re trying to drum up support, and numbers breed...
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I am not going to shut up about this. If we don't... →
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Runaway Babies?
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kangaroosofbelgium:
One of my biggest pet peeves is when people think it’s okay to write things like they would say them. Specifically, combining two words that are said close enough together that they actually sound like one. Just because they sound like one word doesn’t mean that’s the case. For example:
Every day, as in “I go to school every day,” is not the same thing...
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#whenever i hear a new fall out boy song i just...
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded gun complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh